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Old 06-06-2017, 07:46 AM   #1
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Default The Workout

The Workout

The Doctor told me I should start an exercise program. Not wanting to harm this old body, I've devised the following:

Beat around the bush

Jump to conclusions

Climb the walls

Wade through the morning paper.

Drag my heels

Push my luck

Make mountains out of mole hills

Hit the nail on the head.

Add fuel to the fire

Put my foot in my mouth

Kneel in prayer

Uplift my hands in praise

Hug someone and encourage them.

What a Workout!

Rest At Last.
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