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Old 11-24-2016, 09:04 AM   #1
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Default Thanksgiving Jokes

What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children?_
If your father could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy!

If the Pilgrims were alive today, what would they be most famous for?
Their AGE

Can a turkey jump higher than the Empire State Building?
Yes - a building can't jump at all

What do you get when you cross a turkey with an octopus?
Enough drumsticks for Thanksgiving

How can you make a turkey float?
You need 2 scoops of ice cream, some root beer, and a turkey

What kind of music did the Pilgrims like?
Plymouth Rock

Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?
The outside

Why did they let the turkey join the band?
Because he had the drumsticks

Why did the police arrest the turkey?
They suspected it of fowl play

What happened to the Pilgrim who was shot at by an Indian?
He had an arrow escape

Why do a pilgrim's pants fall down?
Because they wear their belt buckles on their hat.

Why did Johnny get such poor grades after Thanksgiving?
Because everything is marked down after the holidays.

What happened when the turkey got into a fight?
He got the stuffing knocked out of him.
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