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Old 04-23-2017, 08:02 AM   #1
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Default A Laundry Funny

A Laundry Funny

It was 6 p.m., and I was about to leave the coin laundry
where I was employed. My boss called me over and asked if I
would mind dropping off someone's laundry on my way home.
"It's for my cousin," she apologized, "who's eight months
pregnant and can't get out much anymore."

I cheerfully agreed and, driving to the address, knocked at
the door. A little girl, the sister-to-be, answered.

"Hi, there," I said with a big smile. "Is your mommy home?"
Holding up the white bundle of clothes, I explained, "I have
a delivery for her."

The child's mouth dropped, and her eyes went wide. "Mom!"
She shrieked, "come quick! It's the stork!"
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