[MajestyJo]

"Oh Christmas Tree"
From The Perspective Of The Cat




Lyrics by Sandy Riccardi
Tune traditional 16th century German


Oh Christmas Tree
Oh Christmas Tree
How nice my owners thought of me

Oh Christmas Tree
Oh Christmas Tree
Your ornaments are history

They dangle bright to banish gloom
I'll smack them clear across the room

Oh Christmas Tree
Oh Christmas Tree
You're better than a catnip spree

Oh Christmas Tree
Oh Christmas Tree
You're turning slightly brown I see

Oh Christmas Tree
Oh Christmas Tree
Your water has been drunk by me

Your skirt has lovely snowy flocks
I'll use them for my litter box

Oh Christmas Tree
Oh Christmas Tree
And then I'll blame the dog, you see.