Things to Think About
 

Things to Think About:

-Just think how much deeper the ocean would be if sponges didn't live there.

-If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?

-Whatever happened to Preparations A through G?

-So what's the speed of dark?

-Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food?

-If you're sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?

-Why are they called apartments, when they're all stuck together?

-Why do banks charge you interest on Non-Sufficient Funds when all along it's money they already know you don't have?

-Why is a carrot more orange than an orange?

-Why do they call it the Department of Interior when they are in charge of everything outdoors?

-If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?

-Tell a man that there are 400 billion stars and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint and he has to touch it.

-Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

-Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

-If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?

-If all those psychics know the winning lottery numbers, why are they all still working?