The End is Near
 

The End is Near

A local priest and pastor were fishing on the side of the road. They thoughtfully made a sign saying, "The End is Near! Turn yourself around now before it's too late!" and showed it to each passing car.

One driver that drove by didn't appreciate the sign and shouted at them: "Leave us alone, you religious nuts!"

All of a sudden they heard a big SPLASH! The priest and the pastor looked at each other, and they said each other. "Do you think we should just put up a sign that says 'bridge out' instead?'" :162: :11: